[00:00.69]Homer:What happened?
[00:04.20]What is this place?
[00:06.33]Jockey #1:Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
[00:13.96]Homer:Why are you talking like that?
[00:15.84]Jockey #1:These are our real voices.We only talk like this on your surface world.
[00:20.60]Homer:But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
[00:25.60]Jockey #1:All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
[00:29.78]All jockeys:Freaks...freaks...freaks...
[00:36.80]We are the jockeys,
[00:37.94]Jockeys are we,
[00:39.96]We live underground
[00:41.64]In a fiberglass tree.
[00:47.81]Jockey #1:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
[00:51.42]Jockey #2:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
[00:56.50]Jockey #3:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
[01:00.58]Jockey #4:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
[01:06.40]Homer:Whadaya want me to do?
[01:07.30]Jockey #3:Your horse must lose.
[01:09.33]Homer:My horse must lose?
[01:10.98]Jockey #5:No win!
[01:11.40]Jockey #6:No show!
[01:11.84]Jockey #3:No place!
[01:12.95]Jockey #4:Just lose the stinkin' race.
[01:17.00]Homer:And what if I refuse to lose?
[01:19.48]Jockey #6:We'll eat your brain!
[01:21.79]Homer:My horse must lose!
[01:29.75]Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
[01:33.43]Jockey #1:No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.