[00:00.69]Luigi Risotto:For you, pretty lady,
[00:02.50]I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead  of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih.
[00:07.38]And  Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew  for you.
[00:12.40]Angelo:Yeah, I like-a to chew.
[00:14.58]Marge:Thank you, fellas.
[00:16.70]Lisa:Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all  this attention just because of...those?
[00:21.35]Homer:That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated  issues here that can only be explained through song.
[00:30.27]You took a twenty-karat diamond
[00:33.67]And made it gleam
[00:36.50]Like a big spaghetti dinner
[00:39.80]Smothered in whipped cream.
[00:45.82]Comic Book Guy:You're like X-Men number three
[00:47.52]In a mylar bag.
[00:49.72]Snake Jailbird:You're a brand new muscle car
[00:51.25]And all the wheels are mag.
[00:53.65]Mr. Burns:You make me feel as young
[00:55.61]As the blood I get from sheep.
[00:57.39]Sea Captain:Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
[00:59.80]In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
[01:03.35]Moe Szyslak:You're sexy and exotic
[01:04.65]Like a hooker from Belize.
[01:06.85]Dr. Hibbert:Or a patient with insurance
[01:08.53]Who's crawling with disease.
[01:10.88]All:You're a sundae underneath
[01:12.64]Two great big cherries.
[01:15.10]Marge:Keep in mind they're only
[01:16.16]Temporar-ar-ies.
[01:18.36]All:Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
[01:22.13]Glad to see you.
[01:23.81]Mayor Quimby:And I decree you
[01:26.28]The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that  killed eleven—
[01:30.75]—dangerous criminals!
[01:32.81]All:Hooray!
[01:36.80]Homer:And they're all mine!
[01:42.44]Marge:Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
[01:47.56]Homer:Oh, I was getting around to it.