[00:00.71]Patty and Selma:On the island,
[00:02.31]Island of sirens,
[00:04.98]Our hot sex will leave you perspirin'.
[00:08.82]Lenny:Hey, that's kinda catchy.
[00:10.45]Carl:It's comin' from that island. Let's steer heedlessly  towards it.
[00:13.93]Lenny:Heedlessly it is!
[00:20.90]Patty and Selma:The feta is cheesy,
[00:22.59]The sirens are easy...
[00:25.33]Homer:Boy, if they kiss as good as they lure... Wow!
[00:29.72]Patty and Selma:On the island,
[00:33.56]We'll sex you up!
[00:37.68]Island of sirens.
[00:40.17]Homer:Oh, God, they're hideous!
[00:41.65]Apu:Woof!
[00:42.13]Carl:Uff!
[00:43.52]Lenny:Someone gouge my eyes!
[00:45.81]Professor Frink:Someone save me from the LAY-DEES!