作词 : Toad the Wet Sprocket
Corporal Brown is a tall boy
Likes to go and fish
Corporal's wife was quite fat
Was a raving bitch
And I'm a bit drunk as 
I watchThey are yelling loud
He throws a punch
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?
Corporal Brown was quite scared
When he looked down at her
Corporal's wife was quite dead
So he carried her
And took her outside
Dug a grave
And placed her inside
I was amazed
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am 
I gonna do?