作词 : Beddington, Smith The harpy was the tops Whose hair contained some red Thin white skeleton Just too good in bed   Her mother from the circus Put her on Junior Showtime Her father was much worse Can't put why in this line   Sing, harpy Descend, harpy   And in the little village She was without malice   She left the moors behind her And the beige heather Packed her placky bag With blocks of brown cannabis   Descend, harpy Sing, harpy   She took a lousy Wednesday Turned it into cold spring She got taller by the minute   She could sell you anything   Sing, harpy Descend, harpy Sing, harpy   And the morning after I was quite astonished   She gripped me like a hawk Her talons were quite famished   Ascend, harpy Sing, harpy Descend, harpy Give me harpy