作曲 : Barnhill, Buxton, Stover Stayed out about two hours too late And now it's hard gettin' out of this bed Man, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last night Now he's an ache in my head I stubbed my toe on the dresser And I guess it's too late to shower and do my hair Yeah, throw a ball cap on Hell, half the day is gone Nothin' else could go wrong, whoa Fifty bucks is all I gotWhen times are tough, it's time to shop And the credit card will buy a lot, whoa What's another bill to pay? It's that kind of day Hey, hey, hey Got twenty-six messages on my voice mail And I've only called my best friend back And I told her when it comes to my life these days I'm somewhere between a cry and a laugh She said, my mom just called her And said, I look like I've gained five pounds Oh, slip into my fat jeans Overdose on mint ice cream Treat the day just like a dream, whoa Hope I see someone I knowAnd I'll smile and put on a show Say I got somewhere to go, whoa Everyone's got something to say It's that kind of day Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Standing still on the interstate And I swear some old lady just flipped me the bird Did she just flip me the bird? It's gotta go up from here Today is gonna disappear And nothin's gonna interfere, whoa Gonna buy myself some flowers And then spend a couple hours Talkin' to my higher power, whoa And ask him why life's this way I'm gonna ask him why my life's this way There's just no telling what he's gonna say It's that kind of day Hey, yeah, hey, yeah Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah