作曲 : Macainsh You met her at a party on Saturday night She was drinkin' advocaat Her skin was smooth and her jeans were tight You didn't think she'd go that far She mighta looked like a princess But why'd you have to give her your address Cos you ain't safe when you get home She's gonna call you on the telephone Hey boy that's Balwyn callin' Hey boy that's Balwyn callin' Hey boy that's Balwyn callin' Get on the phone and do a bit of stallin' It was just too easy when you got to her flat And she kicked off her platform shoes And you played around like a cat and a rat And now you've got the Balwyn blues Well you thought she ould be a one nighter But she wants to squeeze you tighter Cos you ain't safe when you get home She's gonna call you on the telephone She sure knows when she's got a good catch And she just won't let go She's been searchin' for the perfect match Her ambition with your dough A brick veneer prison is waitin' for you But you just smile while she turns the screw And you ain't safe when you get home she She's gonna call you on the telephone Hey boy that's Balwyn calling X 3 Get off the phone and get out of Balwyn