作词 : John Genzale/David R. Johansen
 作曲 : John Genzale/David R. Johansen
 制作人 : Randall Poster

Well, we can't take her this week
And her friends don't want another speech
Hoping for a better day
To hear what she's got to say

All about that personality crisis you got it while it was hot
It was always hot but now frustration and heartache is what you got
Yeah, talking about personality!

Yeah Yeah Yeah! Personality! Wow!

Now you trying do something
Now you wanna be something
Wanna be someone who cow wow wows
But you think about the times you did, they took every ounce
When it sure got to be a shame when you start to scream and shout wow
You got to contradict all those times you were butterflyin' about
You were butterflyin'

All about that personality crisis you got it while it was hot
It was always hot but now frustration and heartache is what you got
Oh baby talking about personality!

Yeah Yeah Yeah! Personality!

And you're a prima ballerina on a spring afternoon
Change on into the wolfman howlin' at the moon

All about that personality crisis you got it while it was hot
It was always hot but now frustration and heartache is what you got
Hear about personality!

Yeah Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah! Personality! Wow!

Now, with all the crossing fingers that mother nature says
Your mirrors get jammed up with all your friends
That personality everything starts to bend
Personality when your mind starts to bend
Personality impression of a friend,
Of a friend, of a friend...
Personality wondering how celebrities ever met
Look and find out on television

Personality crisis you got it while it was hot
But now frustration and heartache is all you got
Don't you worry

Personality crisis, please don't cry
It's just a personality crisis, please don't stop
Because you walk a personality
Talk a personality

Yeah Yeah Yeah! Personality!

 鼓 : Steve Holley
 音频工程师 : Stewart Lerman
 贝斯 : Tony Shanahan
 吉他 : Marshall Crenshaw/Andy York
 和声 : Marshall Crenshaw/Andy York/Tony Shanahan
 母带工程师 : Chris Gehringer
 人声 : David Johansen