IRVING!!, 
WHERE ARE 
MY MAXI PA
DS?? HELP 
ME FIND TH
EM BEFORE 
I PAINT TH
E WHOLE HO
USE RED!! 
You men have it soooo easy... 
I wish that you could feel this just once... 
I'M PASSIN
G CLOTS TH
E SIZE OF 
BASKETBALL
S!!! [CHORUS] 
PRE-MENSTR
UAL PRINCE
SS BLUES P
RE-MENSTRU
AL PRINCES
S BLUES PR
E-MENSTRUA
L PRINCESS 
BLUES PRE-
MENSTRUAL 
PRINCESS B
LUES OH GO
D, IT'S ST
AINED THRO
UGH ONTO M
Y NEW DRES
S!! GOD DA
MN IT, WHY'
D THIS HAV
E TO HAPPE
N NOW?? I 
CAN'T GO O
UT LIKE TH
IS, I LOOK 
LIKE I'VE 
BEEN SHOT!! 
OHHH...You're hungry are you? 
Well COME 
HERE IRVIN
G DARLING... 
HOW ABOUT 
A BLOODY M
ARY!!! [CHORUS]