[00:01.25]Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty
[00:06.76]Stylized violence that we call comedy
[00:09.07]
[00:09.58]Like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry.
[00:11.88]
[00:13.00]I just stabbed a guy through the eye with a road sign
[00:18.62]Pulled out his heart with my bare hands, do I feel alright?
[00:22.80]
[00:24.91]No I feel dirty, there's really something quite unnerving
[00:29.49]
[00:30.67]About all the latent perving in the disturbing commentary.
[00:33.67]
[00:37.36]You're trying way too hard
[00:39.73]
[00:40.41]Like a disillusioned nerd
[00:41.93]
[00:43.36]Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
[00:46.76]
[00:47.45]The coolest kid in school
[00:49.20]
[00:50.63]It's far too short and the weapons are far too few
[00:55.75]And I have to redo the whole level
[00:58.81]So I give you a headbutt with the nunchuk
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[01:02.30]I feel giddy, visually it gets really busy
[01:07.98]And my heart feels dizzy in this sadistic comic book
[01:13.10]
[01:15.30]You're trying way too hard
[01:17.37]
[01:17.93]Like a disillusioned nerd
[01:20.13]
[01:20.82]Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
[01:24.20]
[01:24.95]The coolest kid in school