One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother give you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
When you go chasing rabbits
Well you know you goin’ to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call to
Call Alice
When she’s 10 feet small
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you which way to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
When your knowledge and proportion
Have all fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Just remember what the dormouse said

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you which way to go
And you've just had some kind of old mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
Hey! I think she'll know
When your knowledge and proportion
Have all fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Just you remember
Remember what the dormouse said
You better free your head
Dormouse said to free your head
Dormouse said to free your head
Dormouse said to free your head
How you’re gonna free your head
Free your head