[00:28.248]I went to a party at the local county jail [00:34.196]All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail [00:40.755]But the guys were indiscreet [00:43.926]They were brawling in the street [00:47.112]At the local dance at the local county jail [00:53.569]Well the band were playing [00:55.246]And the booze began to flow [01:00.156]But the sound came over on the police car radio [01:06.574]Down at Precinct 49 [01:09.894]Having a tear-gas of a time [01:12.990]Sergeant Baker got a call from the governor of the county jail [01:18.065] [01:19.413]Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets [01:25.883]Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets [01:31.948]I love to hear those convicts squeal [01:35.438]It's a shame these slugs ain't real [01:38.635]But we can't have dancin' at the local county jail [01:45.175]Sergeant Baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail [01:51.716]And for miles around [01:53.304]You could hear the sirens wail [01:58.132]There's a rumor goin' 'round death row [02:01.373]That a fuse is gonna blow [02:04.558]At the local hop at the local county jail (whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do?) [02:11.273]Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do? [02:41.876]Sergeant Baker started talkin' with a bullhorn in his hand (bullhorn in his hand, bullhorn in his hand) [02:48.014]He was cool, he was clear, he was always in command (always in command, always in command) [02:53.393]He said "Blood will flow, here Padre [03:00.704]Padre you talk to your boys" [03:05.778]"Trust in me [03:08.976]God will come to set you free" [03:18.108]Well we don't understand why you called in the National Guard (National Guard, the National Guard) [03:24.458]When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard (exercise yard, the exercise yard) [03:31.227]We all got balls and brains [03:34.315]But some's got balls and chains [03:37.497]At the local dance at the local county jail [03:43.772]Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets [03:50.213]Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets [03:56.875]Is it really such a crime [03:59.606]For a guy to spend his time [04:03.089]At the local dance at the local county jail [04:09.459]At the local dance at the local county jail (whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do?) [04:16.139]Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do?