You're the top!
You're the Colosseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare's sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!
You're the top,
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're an angel, you,
Simply too, too, too diveen,
You're a Boticcelli,
You're Keats, you're Shelly, you're Ovaltine.
You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nose, on the great Durante.
I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.
Or GOP!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!