She lives in my kitchen And so ruefully moos When some of my fellows Don't bring her fresh grass She has funny black spots And tender rough tongue All my neighbors are scared But I love her, she's mine Oh tell me now Is it OK To walk with a pet When it's not a dog or a cat? She's my marvelous cow Cuddly, lovely to touch So please tell me now Would you eat her for lunch? When I walk with my cow Not far from my flat I don't know how She became my sweet pet When I walk with my cow Not far from my flat I don't know how She became my sweet pet She lives in my kitchen And so ruefully moos When some of my fellows Don't bring her fresh grass She has funny black spots And tender rough tongue All my neighbors are scared But I love her, she's mine