作曲 : Spektor
A man walks out of his apartment,
 It is raining, he's got no umbrella
 He starts running beneath the awnings,
 Trying to save his suit,
 Trying to save his suit.
 Trying to dry, and to dry, and to dry but no good
 
 When he gets to the crowded subway platform,
 He takes off both of his shoes
 He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
 And everyone who sees him says, "Ew."
 Everyone who sees him says, "Ew."
 
 But he doesn't care,
 'Cause last night he got a visit from the
 Ghost of Corporate Future
 The ghost said, "Take off both your shoes
 Whatever chances you get
 Especially when they're wet."
 
 He also said,
 "Imagine you go away
 On a business trip one day
 And when you come back home,
 Your children have grown
 And you never made your wife moan,
 Your children have grown
 And you never made your wife moan."
 
 "And people make you nervous
 You'd think the world is ending,
 And everybody's features have somehow started blending
 And everything is plastic,
 And everyone's sarcastic,
 And all your food is frozen,
 It needs to be defrosted."
 
 "You'd think the world was ending,
 You'd think the world was ending,
 You'd think the world was ending right now.
 You'd think the world was ending,
 You'd think the world was ending,
 You'd think the world was ending right now."
 
 "Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee,
 And never ever watch the ten o'clock news,
 Maybe you should kiss someone nice,
 Or lick a rock,
 Or both."
 
 "Maybe you should cut your own hair
 'Cause that can be so funny
 It doesn't cost any money
 And it always grows back
 Hair grows even after you're dead"
 
 "And people are just people,
 They shouldn't make you nervous.
 The world is everlasting,
 It's coming and it's going.
 If you don't toss your plastic,
 The streets won't be so plastic.
 And if you kiss somebody,
 Then both of you'll get practice."
 
 "The world is everlasting
 Put dirtballs in your pocket,
 Put dirtballs in your pocket,
 And take off both your shoes.
 'Cause people are just people,
 People are just people,
 People are just people like you.
 People are just people,
 People are just people,
 People are just people like you."
 
 The world is everlasting
 It's coming and it's going
 The world is everlasting
 It's coming and it's going
 It's coming and it's going