My girlfriend is a lesbian 
Not even bi-sexual 
Am I just a thespian 
Acting out 
Romeo? We cruise chicks together 
We dress in real fake leather 
But sometimes the weather, 
It gets to hot... 
We can kiss like mothers 
We can sleep like brothers 
We can walk like lovers, 
But thats as far as it goes 
And so I do not hesitate 
To hope one day that she turns straight 
And if that day never comes, 
Then make me a lesbian