Terrified Eugene
Stutters when he speaks
Crushed under the weight
Of other pupil's hate
Why is he out of class
When the boys go past
Oh no one ever sees
The tantrums in Eugene
You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major
Got a whole set of books for each new occasion
No you can't keep Eugene down
He'll take center stage
When he learns with age
Wheres the bit to go
Where others can follow
You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major
Got a whole set of books for each new occasion
No you can't keep Eugene down
You know you can't keep him down 
No, you're trying to hurt him
And it's all of the time when he listens ????
No you can't keep Eugene down
So don't say no
Say I am waiting
Don't say no
Say I am waiting
I know you're ready for it
You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major
Got a whole set of books for each new occasion
Don't say no
Say I am waiting
I know you're ready for it