作词 : Finoli, Freeman
He's a confident man 
Relaxed and self-assured 
But there's one situation 
Makes him feel so insecure 
When he takes a public leak 
He becomes all shy and meek 
He just can't let it go 
If another guy might be looking below 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
Even in the men's room 
There's a pressure to compete 
If you can't pee quick enough 
They'll think you're beating meat 
When takes a public leak 
He always has to sneak a peek 
Got to see with his own eyes 
Does he measure up for size? 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
There's a beefy hunk 
Of porno movie fame 
Struts his stuff on screen 
Without a shred of shame 
But in front of that bar trough 
His tap just stays turned off 
He can't unleash his spray 
Until the others have gone away 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy 
He's pee shy