Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic 
Kevin is tall and darkly attractive 
Kevin's the subject of speculation '
Cause Kevin avoids any explanation 
Kevin's a bachelor, never dated 
He's had a dozen offers he's never taken 
Kevin is friendly but can be remote 
Avoids getting personal or too close 
Women wan to know 
Who's that handsome man? 
Men ask their acquaintances 
About that lad 
Kevin's inhibited, 
Kevin's quiet 
Intimacy seems to make him frightened 
He was seen kissing a woman once 
At a party when he was totally drunk 
Kevin's got friends he could confide in 
But he's always denied them 
The simple facts, avoids revelations 
Kevin's a master of evasion 
Lives all alone, rarely goes out 
Is there a double life we don't know about? 
He won't say that he's gay 
He won't say that he's not 
He won't say that he's bi 
He won't be pinned down 
He'll say that he's picky 
And refuse to be labeled 
Then the changes the subject 
As soon as he's able 
His friends all see it as a matter of trust 
They'd never judge him on his lust 
They just wish he'd be more open 
They're tired and resentful of his withholding 
We're all in the dark 
Because Kevin won't talk 
We're all in the dark 
Because Kevin won't talk 
We're all in the dark 
Because Kevin won't talk 
But maybe 
Kevin's more confused than we are 
Kevin. Kevin. 
Kevin. Kevin. 
Kevin. Kevin. 
Kevin. Kevin. 
Kevin. Kevin. 
Kevin. Kevin.