[00:30.60][00:15.56](文英)：左变　右变　上变　下变   大变　小变
[00:33.57][00:18.94]前变　后变　正变　反变   真变　假变
[00:37.30][00:22.61]方便    随便　青菜　来变
[00:40.90][00:26.17]我咧黑白变
[00:45.24]阮是仙界的女英雄
[00:48.36]生作是妖娇搁淡薄仔狠
[00:58.10]你想欲变猪
[01:00.44]免惊无厝边
[01:01.47]三言两语
[01:03.13]乎你直直肥
[02:00.92][01:07.24](文英)：我变　我变　我变变变
[02:04.28][01:10.82]我唸　我唸　我唸唸唸唸
[02:07.68][01:14.48](赵自强)：魔法棒　千里眼
[02:11.48][01:17.93]深夜12点的法力无边
[01:21.53]蝙蝠耳朵    蟾蜍舌头　蜘蛛脸
[01:25.28]蟑螂鬍鬚　老鼠尾巴　青蛙眼
[01:29.17]天灵灵地灵灵
[01:30.78]霹雳啪啦一点灵
[01:32.65]天灵灵地灵灵
[01:34.49]皇天急急如律令
[01:36.64]阮是气魄的狗英雄
[01:39.87]生作是鸭霸搁淡薄仔抠
[03:04.56][01:49.88]我想欲爱人
[03:06.06][01:51.30]对阮卡死忠
[03:07.19][01:53.21]麻烦着仙姑
[03:11.39][01:54.83]找伊来梦中
[02:15.00]蘑菇汤　狗屎蛋
[02:17.30]月圆夜晚红雨伞
[02:18.98]鼻涕虫　独角兽
[02:20.64]糖浆配蜈蚣
[02:22.71]绿脚趾　辣洋葱
[02:24.42]小鬼萝蔔头
[02:26.18]哎呀　雷闪电　大风吹
[02:28.13]魔法咒语显神通通通
[02:30.83](文英)：阮是救你的女英雄
[02:33.54]虽然你看来有淡薄仔耸
[02:43.37]目睭太小蕊　腹肚淹大水
[02:46.82]若欲伊爱你　最少要万二