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I had a birthday, my oh my |
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I turned into an older guy |
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And older guy is what the girls will say |
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When they try to tell their mom and dad |
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That maybe it won't be so bad |
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At least he's got a job and isn't gray |
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Yet |
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It's right around the corner |
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Yeah the time is sneaking up |
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It keeps on getting faster every year |
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But I'll be happy as can be |
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With pretty girls too young for me |
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They talk and talk, but I can barely hear |
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I have a girl of 25 |
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She hasn't even been alive |
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As long as I've been playing this guitar |
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She treats me like her little boy |
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I must admit I do enjoy |
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Pretending that I'm younger than I are |
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And |
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She wants to start a family, but in a year or so |
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I may not have the strength to raise a kid |
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Cause if a child rides piggyback |
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I think that you would hear a crack |
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And see me break in two just like a twig |
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I had a birthday yesterday |
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It came and went and now today |
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It's time to get back to my normal life |
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Where I forget how old am I |
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And walk down to the junior high |
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To see if any girls will be my wife |
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No |
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I don't think it will happen |
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And you probably think I'm wrong |
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For chasing younger girls in leather boots |
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But I am harmless as can be |
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I'll show you if you want to see |
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My gun will aim, but it no longer shoots |