Oh, well imagine: 

 as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 

 and I can't help but to hear, 

 no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: 
 
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" 

 says the bride's maid to a waiter. 
 
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, 
the poor groom's bride is a whore." 
 
I'd chime in with a 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"
 
No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things with a sense of poise rationality. 
 
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of 
 oh 
Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, 

 I mean technically our marriage is saved!
 
Well this calls for a toast, 
so pour the champagne! 

 Oh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, 
 
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
 
Well this calls for a toast, 
 
so pour the champagne, 
pour the champagne!
 
I'd chime in with a 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

 No, it's much better to 
face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poise rationality. 

 I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 
 
No, it's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poise rationality 
 
Againnnnnn 
 
I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?! 
 no" 
It's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poison rationality. 

 I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

 No, it's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poison...rationality... 

 Agaaaaaaaaaaain.. 
 
 by HN.