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Let's start with the baby's gender. |
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Do you know what you both want?" |
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"Well, we discussed it and we're pretty sure |
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we'd like to have a boy." |
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"OK, that's fine..." |
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"6'2" with perfect vision, |
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good teeth and even skin. |
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Block the addiction gene |
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and quarantine his temper if you can..." |
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"OK, we'll see..." |
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"He needs a homing chip put deep inside his wrist |
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in case somebody tries to steal our little prince..." |
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"You're not the first in line |
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and I don't have a lot of time. |
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If you look, I'm sure you wouldn't mind |
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to pick one of our stock designs. |
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I'll leave it with you..." |
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"He shouldn't have to go to school |
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like all those people off the grid. |
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He needs a good head start |
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like every single other normal kid. |
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I'm sure we'll find a way to pay... |
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He needs a humor chip, put it second on the list - |
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for when he's old enough to realize where he is. |
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And if we can't afford to give him what he's worth |
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just make sure that he's strong enough to work..." |
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"You're not the first in line |
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and I'm running out of time. |
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I can recommend a friend of mine |
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who deals with our low budget line. |
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But if you want to make him right, |
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so he has a better life, |
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you can sign us back his human rights |
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and get him now for half the price. |
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It's a pretty good deal... |
