|
He's the spirit of Christmas. Crack and Claus go hand in hand. |
|
When Christmas comes around, you will be surprised. |
|
For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size. |
|
No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice. |
|
Jut purchase some of Santa's blend of heroin and ice. |
|
The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade. |
|
Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine. |
|
Rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, Santa's trusty sleigh. |
|
His new careers expanding, and he's laughing all the way. |
|
Now, Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old St. Nick. |
|
Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids. |
|
But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown. |
|
What the children want now days is some real snow. |
|
Santa doesn't care, he's a real man. |
|
Some children of the world just can't comprehend. |
|
He used to come only once a year. |
|
Now that fat slob is always here. |
|
He's outside Toys "R" Us, he's inside Taco Bell. |
|
His crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells. |
|
If you've got a list, you can sit on his lap. |
|
Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack. |
|
Frosty the blow man supplier. Santa's secret outside provider. |
|
Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider. |
|
If your dreaming of a "white" Christmas, Santa's got the goods. |
|
Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood. |
|
More silent than a church mouse's fart, he's in your living room. |
|
Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do... |
|
A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care. |
|
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. |
|
Six months in jail and you still haven't learned. |
|
That Santa Claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned. |
|
To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan. |
|
Santa Claus has a cause, does no one understand? |
|
He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots. |
|
The future of our holiday season. |