How doth we know what to eat. Shall we feast with thy hands and feet.
And the meek sayeth unto thee. Thou spork conceiveth, baby.
Mighty spork, unmighty spork. Thine break with spork divorce.
Hath you no shame newborn spork. Plummet whence you came begotten fork.
And they gathered around the table. Unto the silverware they spoketh.
"Be gone with ye spoon and fork". Don forth bestow hath spork.