Girls they're just a waste of time
I buy them drinks all night
But just get out my mind
Everytime I take one home
They only use my phone
I ain't got one my own
Well life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Joe he ain't no Romeo
These dollies come and go
What's he got I don't know
Once I brought this tasty chick
I thought Now this is it
She said I'm feeling sick
Well life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Aurrgh I think I'll play some guitar
Sounds good doesn't it
Well life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Bought myself this flash coup
I cruised around all day
And it got towed away
Took this bird out to a show
We had the whole back row
She kept on sayin' no no NO
Well life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any