[00:00.30]Opening night
[00:01.35]Opening night
[00:02.50]It's opening night
[00:08.73]It's Max Bialystock's latest show
[00:12.00]Will it flop or will it go?
[00:15.00]The cast is taking its final bow
[00:18.30]Here comes the audience now
[00:21.30]The doors are open, they're on their way
[00:24.10]Let's hear what they have to say
[00:30.35]He's done it again
[00:32.10]He's done it again
[00:33.60]Max Bialystock has done it again
[00:37.00]We can't believe it
[00:40.05]You can't conceive it
[00:43.00]How'd he achieve it?
[00:45.75]It's the worst show in town
[00:49.40]We sat there sighing
[00:52.40]Groaning and crying
[00:55.50]There's no denying
[00:58.10]It's the worst show in town
[01:01.45]Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
[01:04.46]We've seen shit, but never like this
[01:09.80]Max Bialystock has done it again
[01:12.90]The songs were rotten
[01:14.50]The book was stinkin'
[01:16.00]What he did to Shakespeare
[01:17.80]Booth did to Lincoln
[01:20.30]We couldn't leave faster
[01:27.00]What a disaster
[01:30.10]We are still in shock
[01:33.00]Who produced this schlock?
[01:35.80]That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
[01:41.50]What a bum!