(Monster roars)
Frederick:
The monster's awake
Igor! We have to come up with some sort of diversion and fast befo...
(Monster roars)
Igor:
Ohhhhh forget about the foxtrot! Throw away the waltz!
Take away the two step, and all that other smaltz!
(Monster roars)
Arrre you ready for, what's been going on?
(Monster roars)
Iiiiit's a doozy, makes ya' woozy, it's the new phenomenon!
Have you heard about the mania
If not then let me explain-ia
Yes sir!
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir!
It's the Transylvania Mania
Everybody who's been viewin' it can't resist it's appeal
Everybody's out there doin' it, millionaire and schlemiel!
So join the fun, let’s all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania
Love it, it's the latest rage!
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it!
Do the Transylvania Mania!
Frederick:
Just accept it don't refrain-ia
Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia
Igor:
Come on kids let’s raise some Cain-ia!
Igor, Frederick and Inga:
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
It's the latest craze
Dance break
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh
Frederick:
It's the cherry pie without the pits
Inga:
It's the weekend spent in Biarritz
Igor:
It's all the rage with the French and Brits
All:
The Transylvania Mania
Frederick:
It’s the newest quip from Algonquin wits
Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits
Igor:
It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz
All:
Do the Transylvania Mania!
The Transylvania Mania!
It's Southern Fried with a side of grits
It's Baptists, Jews and Jesuits
Inga and Igor:
It's an etude played by Horowitz
Frederick:
It's Irving Berlin’s puttin' on the ritz!
Dance break
All:
Have you heard about the mania?
If not then let me explain-ia,
Yes sir!
It's the Transylvania Mania!
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir!
It's the Transylvania Mania!
Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts
Even dogs are busy doin' it, pedigrees and mutts
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia
Love it, it's the latest rage
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Rumania
Love it, yeah you gotta love it
Do the Transylvania, Mania-AHHHH!