作曲 : Jack Egglestone/Jonathan Chapple/Andrew Falkous
 作词 : Jack Egglestone/Jonathan Chapple/Andrew Falkous
Dave was a lost cause a real psycho

Spent half his time wishing he was a man

Rather than being a man
To educate his own will he puts people in boxes

Head first then legs then something else

Dave was a good lad a true buffoon

Spent hundreds of pounds exciting himself
Instead of just stemming the blood

To prophecise his own death he puts people in boxes

Head first then legs then something else

Wine wine wine on the floor

Who needs a family doctor

We knew it all along

Wine wine wine on the floor

Who needs a family doctor

Who needs a vent

Dave what a good man but for god's sake

Make allowances for breakfast
Make allowances for cowards

He chewed at his own wrist and puts people in boxes

Head first then legs then something else

Wine wine wine on the floor

Who needs a family doctor

We knew it all along

Wine wine wine on the floor

Who needs a family doctor

Who needs a vent

Dave was a lost cause a real psycho

Spent half his time wishing he was a man

Rather than being a man
To educate his own will he puts people in boxes

Head first then legs then something else

Wine wine wine on the floor

Who needs a family doctor

We knew it all along

Wine wine wine on the floor

He used to be an animal

Dave dave da da da da da da da da da dave

Dave stop stop killing prostitutes dave dave dave