作曲 : Jack Egglestone/Jonathan Chapple/Andrew Falkous
 作词 : Jack Egglestone/Jonathan Chapple/Andrew Falkous

She's got a sister

I'm sorry I missed her

The queen of the wild frontier

She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train

But she's got a sister

I'm sorry I missed her
The queen of the wild frontier

On alternate weekends

She ties herself up

And takes you to legoland

Token skinhead

She's got a sister

I'm sorry I missed her

The queen of the wild frontier
She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train

If you wash up your dishes

And tidy your room

Then I'll take you to legoland

If you play the casinos

And try to unwind
Then I'll take you to legoland

Token skinhead