[00:00.00] 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ...
[00:00.55]what a surprise
[00:01.58]open your eyes
[00:03.01]woman advisor
[00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95]women lose weight
[00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94]but after two kids
[00:11.10]and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49]the fact is
[00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13]look fat chicks
[00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74]and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07]but no
[00:20.99]your shallow
[00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60]but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14]thats just a lamon
[00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05]or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33]intrest only
[00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57]what a surprise
[00:47.86]open your eyes
[00:49.14]woman advisor
[00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58]kill her
[00:57.38]what a surprise
[00:58.28]open your eyes
[00:59.53]woman advisor
[01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67]my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90]kinda rammed in
[01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46]and i cant swim
[01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91]might as well become a nun
[01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.68]what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:25.11]the day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead"
[01:37.57]later on get a call
[01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.31]we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93]so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45]what a surprise
[01:49.78]open your eyes
[01:51.07]woman advisor
[01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42]kill her
[01:59.13]what a surprise
[02:00.08]open your eyes
[02:01.35]woman advisor
[02:02.83]i had to kill her
[02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12]pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76]i understand, i understand
[02:23.63]catch the person who did this
[02:25.45]were gonna try sir
[02:26.87]please
[02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:36.96]"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43]all of the sex she wants
[02:46.56]i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60]i done then turned pail
[02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28]moral of the story is
[03:03.61]desire is important
[03:05.01]so watch your weight
[03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71]what a surprise
[03:11.95]open your eyes
[03:13.32]woman advisor
[03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38]i killed her
[03:21.52]what a surprise
[03:22.34]open your eyes
[03:23.57]woman advisor
[03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15]well there you have it
[03:33.02]keep thin trim
[03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22]do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler