Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins
On he plods against all odds
Oh poor Professor Higgins
Nine p.m.
Ten p.m.
On through midnight every night
One a.m.
Two a.m., three...
Four, five
Quit, Professor Higgins
Hear our plea, or payday we will quit
Professor Higgins
“A” not “I”
“O” not “ow”
Pounding, pounding in our brain
“A” not “I”
“O” not “ow”
Don't say “rine” say “rain”
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain