作曲 : Volpe
They page 
Party Guy, he pages them back
With the number where’s at, they let the phone ring‘
Til Party 
Guy picks it up and says, “
Behind Burger 
King”Should they make another run? 
Their fake says they’re 21
They’re not sure they got enough, should they go, buy more stuff?
He says, forget about the stuff, they’ve got more than enough
They thought of everything, he says
They’ve got more beer than he’s ever seen
And they’ve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they’ve got girls on trampolines
Quoth, the 
Party Guy, he doesn’t ever lie
It sounds like their scene but they don’t have a ride
So they call 
Ride Guy who comes by with a sigh
He lets them in his ride
And Drunk 
Guy tells 
Ride Guy to shut up and just drive
When he asked about the stuff and about the thing
But Nice Guy kicks 
Drunk Guy, tells 
Ride GuyThat 
Party Guy said it’s party-time behind 
Burger King, he says
They’ve got more beer than he’s ever seen
And they’ve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they’ve got girls on trampolines'
Cause Nice 
Guy’s talk of trampolines makes 
Drunk Guy turn green
And he pukes on 
Jon Fee and 
Ride Guy’s ride hits a tree
Which causes 
Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of
Officer One, 
Officer Two and 
Officer Three
And Officer 
One says, “
Look here, son
I hate speeding 
MIP’s who have seeds and hit trees”
Once you wanted to beat ‘em and kill ‘em and eat ‘em
Deferred to 
Officer Three who said“
I hear there’s a shindig behind 
Burger King
And I hear there’s girls on trampolines
The tree looks fine and the driver’s clean
Just give them girls on trampolines”
God bless the wisdom of 
Officer Three
Just give them girls on trampolines