作词 : Marshall Mathers/Luis Resto/Deshaun Holton/Denaun Porter/Rufus Johnson/Ondre Moore/Von Carlisle 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Luis Resto/Deshaun Holton/Denaun Porter/Rufus Johnson/Ondre Moore/Von Carlisle The rap game hip hop 101 The hardest 9 to 5 you'll ever have You can't learn this s**t in no history book You ready to rap motherf**ker You ready to sell your soul Ha ha ha ha the rap game motherf**ker I'm a disrupted n***a you made me crazy You should've slayed me as a baby behavin' shadier Than Wes Craven and you ain't even gotta pay me I take pleasure of layin' a n***a down daily You face me drunk or sober you'll faint fast I'm never f**ked up to where I can't whoop yo' a*s Your neck'll get snapped with bare hands ***k music Is he rappin' it's cool but fools just don't confuse it What happens these dudes get rude then I lose it I'm scandalous I'll blow your two kids off the atlas With a gat that's bigger than Godzilla's back n***a You are not realer in fact you'll feel the effects Of a crack dealer y'all presidents sends me smack And got a Mac 10 with it so I ain't gotta rap But I'm thankful for that don't mistaken me black Or you'll be stankin' in the back of a f**kin' Cadillac I'ma get snuffed 'cause I ain't said enough to pipe down I'll pipe down when the White House gets wiped out When I see that little Cheney dyke get sniped out Lights out b***h adios goodnight gunshot ah Now put that in your little pipe and bite down Think for a minute 'cause the hype just died down That I won't go up in the oval office right now And flip whatever ain't tied down upside down I'm all for America ***k the government Tell that C Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick Motherf**ker ducked what the f**k Son of a b***h Take away my gun I'm gonna tuck some other s**t Can't tell me s** about the tricks of this trade Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades And switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade Shit's like a samurai sword a sensei S** just don't change to this day I'm this way still tell that ut Slay itch bay Uck say my ick day 'scuse my ig Pay atin lay But uck fay you ig pay 50 This rap game this rap game yeah I ain't sellin' my soul for this rap game And I ain't diggin' no hole for this rap game Man I'm tellin' you no it ain't happenin' This rap game this rap game I ain't sellin' my soul for this rap game I ain't diggin' no hole for this rap game This rap game this rap game I bet you'd rather me drink and drown in my own inequity But f**k that I'ma rap 'til y'all all get sick of me And clutch my nut sack and spit all who pick at me A pitt and rott mix f**k the dogs you sic on me I'm sayin' you motherf**kers Don't know us quit playin' If I'm broke then I'm breakin' Up in the place where you layin' You know same s**t every n***a done in his life look at this why speak On what I want when I write So why should I ever fear another man If he bleed like I bleed Take a piss and he stand Okay you win you can say we can't rap But no Source never made me not Buy an album when they say it was wack I walk in that party and just start bustin' Right after I hear the last verse of self destruction This liquor makes me wanna blast the chrome To let you know the time without Morris Day and Jerome n***a I'm low down and shifty quickly call Swifty To do a drive by on the tenth speed with 50 You're feelin' lucky Squeeze I catch you outside of Chuck E Cheese with your seed you be an unlucky G My lifestyle is unstable a partyin' addict They said no fighting in the club So I brought me a matic Coughin' the static I jump n***as call me a rabbit Poppin' the tablet and guns that saw you in half with Believe me we run this rap s**t fo' sheezy Make makin' millions look easy Everywhere you turn you see me You hear me believe me Before you see my pistol in 3D No time to call a peace treaty Dial 911 'cause you need the Police to help you believe me I snatch the chalk from the sidewalk and piss on the curb This is absurd these street n***as twistin' my words We finally could say goodbye to Hollywood 'Cause Proof and Shyne man s** nothing in common The nastiest band with gats in each hand We never bow down to be a flash in the pan No remorse f**k your stature dog Nothing to do with hands when I clap at y'all Put your jaw on the ground with the four and the pound Then I'm gone outta town 'fore the law come around So we can battle with raps we can battle with gats Matter of fact we can battle for plaques This rap game I'm too **kin' retarded I don't give a f**k about my dick That's why I'm datin' Lorena Bobbitt My crew had an argument who was the largest Now they all is dead and I roll as a solo artist Plus I made the beats and wrote all the raps Well I really didn't but I did according to this contract I was thrown in the snow with nowhere to go Freezin' 20 below forced to join Bel Biv Devoe My little girl she shouldn't listen to these lyrics That's why I glued her headphones to her ear To make sure she hear it If rap don't work I'm startin' a group with Garth Brooks Hahahaha 50 sing the hook This rap game this rap game yeah I ain't sellin' my soul for this rap game And I ain't diggin' no hole for this rap game Man I'm tellin' you no it ain't happenin' This rap game this rap game I ain't sellin' my soul for this rap game I ain't diggin' no hole for this rap game This rap game this rap game Yeah yeah yeah