Miniature Disasters
 
 Don't want to be second best
 Don't want to stand in line
 Don't want to fall behind
 Don't want to get caught out
 Don't want to do without
 And the lesson I must learn
 Is that I've got to wait my turn
 
 Looks like I got to be hot and cold
 I got to be taught and told
 Got to be good as gold
 But perfectly honestly
 I think it would be good for me
 Coz it's a hindrance to my health
 If I'm a stranger to myself
 
 Miniature disasters and minor catastrophes
 Bring me to my knees
 Well I must be my owe master
 Or a miniature disaster will be
 It will be the death of me
 
 I don't have to raise my viose
 Don't have to be underhand
 Just got to understand
 That it's gonna be up and down
 It's gonna be lost and found
 And I can't take to the sky
 Befor I like it on the ground
 
 And I need to be pateint
 And I need to be brave
 Need to discover how I
 Need to behave
 And I'll find out the answers 
 when I know how to ask
 But they speak different language
 And everybody's talking to fast
 
 Miniature disasters and minor catastrophes
 Bring me to my knees
 Well I must be my owe master
 Or a miniature disaster will be
 I've got to run a little faster
 Or a miniature disaster will be
 Yes I need to know I'll last 
 If a little miniature disaster hits me
 Will be the death of me