I Think I Got You Beat -Sutton Foster Written by:Jeanine Tesori There are things you don't know Ya know About me About how rough I had it What in that cushy tower of yours Cushy are you kidding I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour Princess lonely walking circles I had only Bare essentials army cot a Hot plate and chamber pot and Every morning I would boil it No choice I had no toilet Just a view of devastation Out one window isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oh you think so that was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches see the scorches You're just whiny I had a flaming heiney As I fled I had to wonder If I was torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did I mention I was seven So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat No warm regards No christmas cards And every day Was hell on earth day Okay top this I missed my prom My dad and mom Sent me away It was my birthday I was sent away on christmas eve D'ah Ha ha Bare essentials army cot a Hot plate and chamber pot and Every morning I would boil it No choice I had no toilet Just a view of devastation Out one window isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded Twenty years I missed my prom My dad and mom sent me away So So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Oopsy Ah well better out than in I always say Hmmmm Hmmmm Hmmmm Hmmmm Nya nay nay nana nyow nyow Nya nay nay nana nyow nyow Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah