[00:00.934]Play the Shrek: The Musical Quiz
[00:02.011]Settle in, girls, it's story time
[00:07.007]There's a princess in a tower
[00:10.526]Oh, my gosh, that's just like me
[00:13.776]Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut
[00:17.262]But the witch won't set her free
[00:20.250]She passes time by singing
[00:22.074]Like someone else I know
[00:23.796]As years go by she sits and waits
[00:25.756]As years go by? Uh oh
[00:27.888]A torturous existence
[00:30.137]I don't remember this part
[00:31.853]She wishes she were dead
[00:33.394]Skip ahead, skip ahead
[00:35.884]But in the end Rapunzel
[00:38.956]Finds a millionaire
[00:40.715]The prince is good at climbing
[00:43.095]And braiding golden hair
[00:47.638]So I know, he'll appear
[00:50.947]'Cause there are rules
[00:52.330]And there are strictures
[00:55.638]I believe the storybooks
[00:57.989]I read by candlelight
[01:01.492]My white knight and his steed
[01:05.340]Will look just like these pictures
[01:08.964]It won't be long now, I guarantee
[01:14.397]Day number 23
[01:20.076]I know it's today, I know it's today
[01:31.929]Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic
[01:35.469]There's a princess in a comma
[01:38.761]Glad it's her instead of me
[01:42.294]Pretty maiden in a glass box
[01:46.110]How I wonder does she pee?
[01:48.691]Blah, blah, blah, poison apple
[01:50.409]Boring, boring, evil queen
[01:52.308]Filler, filler, been there, read that
[01:54.039]Seven shorties on the scene
[01:55.856]Skip ahead, skip ahead
[01:58.664]But in the end the princess
[02:01.320]Wakes up with a start
[02:03.101]The prince is good at kissing
[02:05.160]And melting Snow White's heart
[02:09.866]So I know, he'll appear
[02:13.086]And his armor will be blinding
[02:17.957]As shining as his perfect teeth
[02:21.089]And manly hose
[02:23.537]He'll propose on one knee
[02:26.971]And our prenup will be binding
[02:30.987]About time we set the wedding date
[02:36.668]Day number 958
[02:42.312]I know it's today, he'll show up today
[02:54.143]There's a princess, any princess
[02:57.756]Take your pick, they're all like me
[03:01.424]Not exactly, I'm still waiting
[03:04.594]They're living happily
[03:08.043]Ever after, better get here
[03:09.577]I want love in second's flat
[03:11.486]No one needs these middle bits
[03:13.262]Oops, did I do that?
[03:15.333]Cut the villains, cut the vamping
[03:17.456]Cut this fairytale
[03:19.283]Cut the peril and the pitfalls
[03:20.781]Cut the puppet and the whale
[03:22.445]Cut the monsters, cut the curses
[03:24.169]Keep the intro, cut the verses
[03:26.232]And the waiting, the waiting
[03:28.286]The waiting, the waiting, the waiting
[03:37.112]But I know, he'll appear
[03:40.244]Though I seem a bit bipolar
[03:45.041]And I'm a vandal now as well
[03:48.575]Though he won't mind
[03:50.933]I'm a find, I'm a catch
[03:54.404]And a very gifted bowler
[03:58.219]It won't be long now, I guarantee
[04:03.901]Day number
[04:06.388]Are you there, God?
[04:09.059]It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona
[04:19.308]Now I know, he'll appear
[04:23.121]'Cause there are rules
[04:24.590]And there are strictures
[04:27.670]I believe the storybooks
[04:30.070]I read by candlelight
[04:33.670]My white knight
[04:34.890]My knight and his steed
[04:37.371]Will look just like these pictures
[04:40.714]It won't be long now, I guarantee
[04:46.557]Day number 23
[04:48.744]Day number 958
[04:50.824]Day number 8423
[05:00.793]I know it's today, I know it's today
[05:03.809]I know it's today, I know it's today
[05:05.903]I know it's today, I know it's today
[05:09.294]I know it's today
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