作词 : Cunningham
  The only one I want is you
 You're every heartache I must chew
 A leg a thigh it just won't do
 I want to chew the all of you
 
 That tenderloin that rump so rare
 I have to rip I have to tear
 Yet I will take the greatest care
 To fondly lick away your fear
 And when this meal d'amour is through
 I'll wash you down down down
 With crocodile tears.
 
 
 You know I find you strangely charming. 
 I know you find me so disarming. 
 Through my steady tick is quite alarming. 
 To you James.
 
 You're so romantic you're so grand. 
 You even let me take your hand
 Oh please my Captain understand
 
 the loving hunger is never brand
 
 And when this meal d'amour is through
 I'll wash you down down down
 With crocodile tears