I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers
consulting with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I Only Had a Brain
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individle
in trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh,I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit And think some more
I would hot be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I Only Had a Brain