Shirley Depressed, 
She is a mess. 
I wonder what's behind her plastic breasts 
She is convinced everything's fine 
There's nothing 
I can say to change her mind 
What the hell is wrong with you? 
What am I supposed to do 
To get you out of your bedroom? 
She wants to be alone 
Shirley wants to be alone 
Shirley Depressed, 
She is obsessed 
With her ex-boyfriend that treated her like shit 
Waiting in line, wasting her time 
For someone that she should've left behind 
When will she ever get a clue? 
That you have better things to do, 
Than sit and cry inside your room