If they auctioned my heart on The Sale of the Century would it still be there at the end of the show? Would the Quizmaster-man call it a booby prize 'cos nobody wanted to know If they auctioned my heart would you open the bidding? Or would you stand at the back and blend into the crowd? When the hammer comes down would you still be around to watch me going, going, I'm gone I've gone Yvonne you're left alone you'll find my keys on the table I never wrote a goodbye note I didn't think I'd be able to put down the way I've been feeling deep inside me the brakes are squealing but I've never done a hit and run but Yvonne I've gone, away When the hammer comes down will you still be around? To watch me going, going, gone I've gone again I've gone Yvonne you're left alone you'll find my keys on the table I never wrote a goodbye note I didn't think I'd be able to put down the way I've been feeling deep inside me the brakes are squealing but I've never done a hit and run but Yvonne I've gone, away If they auctioned my heart on The Sale of the Century please try to make sure that you are there 'cos Lot 59 is this old heart of mine and it's going, going, nowhere I've gone Yvonne you're left alone you'll find my keys on the table I never wrote a goodbye note I didn't think I'd be able to put down the way I've been feeling deep inside me the brakes are squealing but I've never done a hit and run but Yvonne I've gone, away