Oats - Guttermouth Written by:Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins Welcome to my breakfast table This is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food The real ones far behind What's the f**king deal all these Brand names all around They raise the prices raise my rent But do not make a sound sanging Oooooooooooooo Stand like for out too Ooooooo Now I'm getting older these Changes in my life It's the quaker man he's the One I give my hand He's the one who picks my wife for me I think that he is god You know it's true He's the one who picks my wife for me One who picks one saids Ooooo Sand like my wants to Oooooo Jesus christ holy sh*t no What's the f**king deal How the hell should I go on if there's No more sex appeal I give you flakes I give you puffs of corn right off the shelf I know you never thought of that I know you never thought of it Stand in line Line line line Stand in line for oats to