Toilet - Guttermouth Written by:Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins Now the time is here The toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse my pad My sense of smell makes red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet Toilet Pizza dinner I went out 20 beers scream and shout Now the moment of truth comes in I'll fill that dog from the other end Toilet Toilet I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's drained with tile and coping and Free alva decks for my whole band Skate this thing till the break dawn While din and tyler talk up What's the deal it's up gay While chicks and jocks they think it's lame