How to apply for a job.
How to advance for the mail room.
How to sit down on a desk.
How to dictate memorandums.
How to develop executive style.
How to commute in a three bottom suit,
With that weary executive smile.
This book is all what I need.
How to...
How to succeed?

This book is all what I need.
How to...
How to succeed?
How to choose a right company?
Before applying for a job
Make sure you have chosen the right company
It is essential that the company be a big one
It should be big enough that
nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing

How to observe personnel?
How to select to whom to lunch with?
How to avoid petty friends?
How to begin making contacts?
How to walk into a conference room with an idea?
Bringing business idea?
That will make your expense account zoom.
This book is all what I need.
How to...
How to succeed.