作词 : Eric Stacy/Tamie Downe
 作曲 : Eric Stacy/Tamie Downe
Baby, baby, why won't you let me be?
You're a major pain in the ass and I don't need the hassle, can't you see?
Please, I need some peace of mind, I was hoping I would find
But you just kept a-buggin' till I was crawlin' under the rug
And baby, stressin', jump back, baby, back away

Well, get off my back, you monkey
You got my nerves jumpin' like a junkie today
Get it, hit it

Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (So unkind)
Poison, baby, you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

So this is how you get your kicks, lickin' up everything after me
Oh, baby, don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds and my bees
Jesus, I got a peepin' Tom and I was hopin' she was gone
But she just kept a-knockin' till I was crawlin' under a rock
And baby, stressin', jump back, baby, back away

Well, get off my back, you monkey
You got my nerves jumpin' like a junkie today
Get it, hit it

Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (So unkind)
Poison, baby, you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (So unkind)
Poison, baby, you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine